Profile pacingu2: any REAL women out there?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German
I Would Describe Myself As UPDATED..PLEASE READ!! you read it right..I'M RETIRED!!! i love to laugh, outgoing, confident yet humble, looking for the same as i am in being completely HONEST and FAITHFUL, enjoy spontanuity, enjoy the outdoors, good conversation and a few other things. can easily be found at comedy clubs, sporting events or at the sunny/happy place with the name on my back reading cardiostent.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be something comfortable yet unexpected just to show the date i know how to put a surprising smile not only on her face, but w/in her as well.
I've Always Wanted To Try heck, this is a very long list here. but i'm still doing some of those things i've always wanted to do.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is to be w/ somebody who will not only be honest and faithful w/ me, but who will also enjoy as much as i do making one another happy in so many different ways. the same person who looks forward to waking up/going to sleep together, thinking of "what can i do to make him glow" today as i do, somebody who will suprise me in many different ways as i will her. that's not too much to ask for is it?
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Latin
When I Read, I Always Read Biography, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Science, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is anything outdoors, sporting events, bbq's, laughter, tearing up the town, watching a movie at home, family/friends, road trips, get aways and quite a few other things.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? honesty, fidelity, great eyes, a personality that will light up any room, confidence and pride in being w/ the 1 man in her life, HONESTY and FIDELITY.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Committed